Post by Thorney on Nov 17, 2010 8:57:19 GMT -5
So I've thought LONG AND HARD about my newest character....and I want you all to look at her and let me know what you think. I think she's AMAZING, but...second opinions never hurt!! *evil grin*
Character:
Name: Gwenevere Morrigan Lillian Alastairthen
Nicknames: Gwen, Evvie, Morri, Lill, Lilly, Ally, Miss Perfect, Queen Bee, Lady Awesome McAwesomesauce
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Occupation: Candidate/Healer/Artist/Harper/Diplomat
Description: Oh Faranth, you honestly want me to describe perfection? Shards, when it comes to Gwen, nothing is less than flawless. Did you honestly expect anything less from the most wanted, perfect woman on Pern? Right, didn’t think so. Well, her hair is just gorgeous, perfect in every single way, and it falls all the way to her knees in a cascade of brilliant golden perfection. Her eyes are unique, because it seems like they always change color! If she’s happy, they are glorious, liquid blue, shinning like a sapphire. If she’s content, they are bright, brilliant green, shinier than any gem. If she is sad, they are a dark, dark topaz, and when she’s angry, they turn a violent, vibrant violet. Gwen’s body is also perfect (I honestly can’t use that word enough when describing her. Have I mentioned she’s perfect?) She’s wonderfully tall, and has an amazing body, lithe but buxom at the same time. What’s that you say…a woman can’t be lithe and voluptuous? SHOW’S WHAT YOU KNOW! *Angry face* Gwen can. Her skin is perfect and golden, and even her nails are always manicured and flawless, despite how much of her time she devotes to helping those less fortunate than herself.
Personality: I think I mentioned that Gwen was perfect. Now hold on, let me see if that has changed...Oh! Nope! Still perfect. ^^ The most wonderful person you will EVER MEET, Gwen is sweet, gentle, kind, and caring. She goes out of her way to help everyone, and in turn, everyone loves her. She heals the sick, feeds the hungry, plays music to lighten the soul, and soothes all wounds, physical or mental. Gwen is also stubborn, so freaking intelligent that she makes Einstein look like a moron, and able to run both a weyr and a hold at the same time. She doesn’t need a Headwoman because she’s better than that. Srsly. Gwen is fiercely protective of those she loves, and is so stubborn and amazing that no one can ever ever ever ever ever ever ever deny that she is the most amazing woman on the planet. She’s hotheaded and obstinate, but charming and serene and ladylike, ALL AT THE SAME TIME! She always gives everyone the benefit of the doubt, and honestly sees the good in all creatures. She is cute and funny, able to make ANYONE laugh (I’m looking at you, E’ric) and inspires utter loyalty to everyone she has ever spoken too once.
History: How sad and beautiful this tale is. Get out your hankies, because I’m about to lay a tragedy on you folks. Gwen was born the eldest daughter of Benden’s Weyrleaders, whose dragons were way, way bigger than Ramoth ever even thought about being. Like…three times her size. Had to have their own weyrs to live in, cause they were just that huge. Her childhood was wonderful, naturally, being the daughter of Weyrleaders, and everything was unicorns and puppies and rainbows and daises and all things good and WONDERFUL. Anyway, one day, the Weyrleader, Weyrwoman, and their perfect, flawless daughter Gwen were out visiting a hold to buy like fifty canines as pets for their angel of an offspring. While they were there, they were cornered in a dark and lonely ally, and the Weyrleaders were slaughtered because their daughter was so gorgeous and perfect and amazing the evil thugs knew that they could sell her body to the highest bidder because SHE HAD NO FLAWS AND STILL DOESN’T. But! Just as her parents were killed and the evil, horrible men began to drag her away, Gwen was saved by the captain of Ruatha’s Guard. Tall, strong, dashing, daring, handsome, buff, sexy…total hottie, I assure you. He SAVED the poor maiden, and took her to the Lord Holder, who raised her as his own. But she was SO BUMMED about her parent’s death, her pampered hold life was so miserable, but Gwen never thought of herself once. Of course not, she’s too selfless and flawless and adljafsltehawlkhgkjdsjfklsdafhkj for that! EVERYONE had a crush on her, of course, including the hottie Captain of the guard, but she is NATURALLY still a virgin even though every creature from here to Hell and back wants to make perfect, passionate love to her. BUT NOTHING DOIN. Because, of course, as soon as she turned sixteen, a GOLD SEARCHDRAGON appeared and chose Gwen to come stand on the sands as a candidate at Cerulean. Oh, and everyone at the weyr is also in love with her after she’s only been there for like…a sevenday. I think all the bronzeriders are madly obsessed with her.
Fun Facts: She’s flawless and perfect. WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT?
Bonded Critter(s):
YOU EXPECT ME TO DESCRIBE THEM ALL? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? *ANGRY CAPSLOCK RAGE*
Gwen has 105 firelizards, all of which are perfectly trained and act with utter discretion, even the greens that NEVER MIND ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AS SMART AS QUEENS, these are! It’s probably all those turns spent with Gwen…her perfection rubbed off on them. Duh.
5 Queens
10 Bronzes
20 Browns
30 Blues
40 Greens
Candidates:
Type: Dragon
Color Preference: GOLD, wtf else would she even possibly get???
Rider's Shortened Name: N/A (What the hell? She has four names for a reason. She’s too perfect to only be called by one name, pfft. That’s for normal, flawed people.)
General Info: Her gold had better be huge and awesome and smart and perfect and stern but sweet and a natural leader. Anything less is just an insult to her. Could probably Impress two queens at once, honestly, so between them they can maybe come close to matching her perfection.
RP Search: She’s there already! Helping in the infirmary. Saving lives. Afterward she has to go make a speech about World Peace.
Craftskills:
Craft: Healer/Artist/Harper
Level of Proficiency: Perfect at EVERYTHING. Can sing like an angel, paint like a goddess, and heal impossible wounds. Could possibly be from Heaven. Maybe should double-check.
Specialty: Everything, duh.
Weakness: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BECAUSE SHE’S PERFECT /brain explodes
((This is a parody, by the way...which I'm sure you guessed, but...yea, just clarifying. XD))
Character:
Name: Gwenevere Morrigan Lillian Alastairthen
Nicknames: Gwen, Evvie, Morri, Lill, Lilly, Ally, Miss Perfect, Queen Bee, Lady Awesome McAwesomesauce
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Occupation: Candidate/Healer/Artist/Harper/Diplomat
Description: Oh Faranth, you honestly want me to describe perfection? Shards, when it comes to Gwen, nothing is less than flawless. Did you honestly expect anything less from the most wanted, perfect woman on Pern? Right, didn’t think so. Well, her hair is just gorgeous, perfect in every single way, and it falls all the way to her knees in a cascade of brilliant golden perfection. Her eyes are unique, because it seems like they always change color! If she’s happy, they are glorious, liquid blue, shinning like a sapphire. If she’s content, they are bright, brilliant green, shinier than any gem. If she is sad, they are a dark, dark topaz, and when she’s angry, they turn a violent, vibrant violet. Gwen’s body is also perfect (I honestly can’t use that word enough when describing her. Have I mentioned she’s perfect?) She’s wonderfully tall, and has an amazing body, lithe but buxom at the same time. What’s that you say…a woman can’t be lithe and voluptuous? SHOW’S WHAT YOU KNOW! *Angry face* Gwen can. Her skin is perfect and golden, and even her nails are always manicured and flawless, despite how much of her time she devotes to helping those less fortunate than herself.
Personality: I think I mentioned that Gwen was perfect. Now hold on, let me see if that has changed...Oh! Nope! Still perfect. ^^ The most wonderful person you will EVER MEET, Gwen is sweet, gentle, kind, and caring. She goes out of her way to help everyone, and in turn, everyone loves her. She heals the sick, feeds the hungry, plays music to lighten the soul, and soothes all wounds, physical or mental. Gwen is also stubborn, so freaking intelligent that she makes Einstein look like a moron, and able to run both a weyr and a hold at the same time. She doesn’t need a Headwoman because she’s better than that. Srsly. Gwen is fiercely protective of those she loves, and is so stubborn and amazing that no one can ever ever ever ever ever ever ever deny that she is the most amazing woman on the planet. She’s hotheaded and obstinate, but charming and serene and ladylike, ALL AT THE SAME TIME! She always gives everyone the benefit of the doubt, and honestly sees the good in all creatures. She is cute and funny, able to make ANYONE laugh (I’m looking at you, E’ric) and inspires utter loyalty to everyone she has ever spoken too once.
History: How sad and beautiful this tale is. Get out your hankies, because I’m about to lay a tragedy on you folks. Gwen was born the eldest daughter of Benden’s Weyrleaders, whose dragons were way, way bigger than Ramoth ever even thought about being. Like…three times her size. Had to have their own weyrs to live in, cause they were just that huge. Her childhood was wonderful, naturally, being the daughter of Weyrleaders, and everything was unicorns and puppies and rainbows and daises and all things good and WONDERFUL. Anyway, one day, the Weyrleader, Weyrwoman, and their perfect, flawless daughter Gwen were out visiting a hold to buy like fifty canines as pets for their angel of an offspring. While they were there, they were cornered in a dark and lonely ally, and the Weyrleaders were slaughtered because their daughter was so gorgeous and perfect and amazing the evil thugs knew that they could sell her body to the highest bidder because SHE HAD NO FLAWS AND STILL DOESN’T. But! Just as her parents were killed and the evil, horrible men began to drag her away, Gwen was saved by the captain of Ruatha’s Guard. Tall, strong, dashing, daring, handsome, buff, sexy…total hottie, I assure you. He SAVED the poor maiden, and took her to the Lord Holder, who raised her as his own. But she was SO BUMMED about her parent’s death, her pampered hold life was so miserable, but Gwen never thought of herself once. Of course not, she’s too selfless and flawless and adljafsltehawlkhgkjdsjfklsdafhkj for that! EVERYONE had a crush on her, of course, including the hottie Captain of the guard, but she is NATURALLY still a virgin even though every creature from here to Hell and back wants to make perfect, passionate love to her. BUT NOTHING DOIN. Because, of course, as soon as she turned sixteen, a GOLD SEARCHDRAGON appeared and chose Gwen to come stand on the sands as a candidate at Cerulean. Oh, and everyone at the weyr is also in love with her after she’s only been there for like…a sevenday. I think all the bronzeriders are madly obsessed with her.
Fun Facts: She’s flawless and perfect. WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT?
Bonded Critter(s):
YOU EXPECT ME TO DESCRIBE THEM ALL? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? *ANGRY CAPSLOCK RAGE*
Gwen has 105 firelizards, all of which are perfectly trained and act with utter discretion, even the greens that NEVER MIND ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AS SMART AS QUEENS, these are! It’s probably all those turns spent with Gwen…her perfection rubbed off on them. Duh.
5 Queens
10 Bronzes
20 Browns
30 Blues
40 Greens
Candidates:
Type: Dragon
Color Preference: GOLD, wtf else would she even possibly get???
Rider's Shortened Name: N/A (What the hell? She has four names for a reason. She’s too perfect to only be called by one name, pfft. That’s for normal, flawed people.)
General Info: Her gold had better be huge and awesome and smart and perfect and stern but sweet and a natural leader. Anything less is just an insult to her. Could probably Impress two queens at once, honestly, so between them they can maybe come close to matching her perfection.
RP Search: She’s there already! Helping in the infirmary. Saving lives. Afterward she has to go make a speech about World Peace.
Craftskills:
Craft: Healer/Artist/Harper
Level of Proficiency: Perfect at EVERYTHING. Can sing like an angel, paint like a goddess, and heal impossible wounds. Could possibly be from Heaven. Maybe should double-check.
Specialty: Everything, duh.
Weakness: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BECAUSE SHE’S PERFECT /brain explodes
((This is a parody, by the way...which I'm sure you guessed, but...yea, just clarifying. XD))
